gareth: Hehehe, the PPP.

justin: Maybe they should have 'paedophilia cafes' where you can go and engage in small amounts of personal paedophilia?

jules: okay now, tell me about the kiddie bars?

vincent: What so you want to know?

jules: Well, paedophilia is legal there, right?

vincent: Yeah, it's legal, but is ain't a hundred percent legal. I mean you can't walk into a restaurant, find a kid, and start puffin' away. You're only supposed to grope in your home or certain designated places.

jules: Those are paedophilia cafes?

vincent: Yeah, it breaks down like this: it's legal to buy them, it's legal to own them and, if you're the proprietor of a paedophilia cafe, it's legal to sell them. It's legal to abduct them, which doesn't really matter 'cause -- get a load of this -- if the cops stop you, it's illegal for them to take the kid from you. Prevention of paedophilia is a right that the cops in Amsterdam do not have.

gareth: That did it, man -- I'm f*ckin' goin', that's all there is to it.

gareth: Er, that last one was meant to be by jules (damn, now I look like a paedophile - this happens far too often)

Marcus: We're going to be on the front page of some Sun-led "SICK NONCE WEBSITE PAEDO SCUM" campaign, aren't we?

Dave: I actually find it abhorrent.

Tim: I haven't heard that word in ages, nice one