Marcus came up with the the highly unoriginal concept of linkbunnies.org and put it all together. He spends a lot of his time mucking about with the internet, to the inevitable detriment of his social skills. He used to maintain a personal weblog but he now prefers to giggle at inane Flash animations instead.

Justin is a sort of argumentative Terminator, originally designed by some dark force to give no quarter in an argument. When not arguing about how black is in fact a really dark shade of white and white is actually black with the brightness and contrast turned up, and ergo white is black and black is white, he enjoys the occasional spot of web surfing.

Dave shares a first name with TV's David Hasselhoff. And that's not all he shares - for Dave is also David Hasselhoff's second cousin's son. If Hasselhoff ever dies (which can only be achieved by cutting off his head), Dave is actually first in line to claim K.I.T.T. and a pair of Baywatch swimming trunks. And a German record contract. It's in the will.

Gareth had his mind erased and replaced with that of a construction worker; it's all part of a complicated plot involving the Mars colonies. When he's not hanging out with triple-breasted hookers and guys who have revolutionary leaders instead of abdominal muscles he gets his kicks from surfing the internet for websites with the letter "P" in them.

Laura looks like a primary school teacher. She nearly was a primary school teacher too, but then the drugs wore off. Nowadays she is a crack commando squad. If you have a problem, and no-one else can help, and if you can find her, maybe you can hire: Laura. (NB This photo is not of Laura but is in fact Daisy from Spaced, to whom she bears a remarkable resemblance in every way.)

Tim has soft skin. So soft. So very soft. Tim claims to design buildings for a living, but in reality his main income is from ostrich farming. He once killed a man. Do you know what it's like to kill a man? The first one's hard. But then, the next one doesn't seem so difficult. And the next. And the next. Easier every time. Soon, it's no more than a game.

Andy is a debonair international man of mystery. When he's not shooting KGB spies or flying around with a jetpac, Andy likes nothing better than to sit back with a vodka martini and use his hi-tec laserbeam watch to surf the internet and look at funny stuff.